{"product_id":"on-mute-need-coffee-corporate-bee-embroidered-hoodie","title":"The \"On Mute. Need Coffee.\" Corporate Bee Embroidered Hoodie","description":"\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Can everyone see my screen?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You're sitting in the third status meeting of the day, your active indicator is green, your microphone is firmly set to mute, and your brain is operating on pure emergency mode until that caffeine kicks in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the definitive morning armor for modern WFH fatigue. Part of our exclusive Daily Buzz Series, this premium unisex embroidered hoodie perfectly captures the hilarious, deeply relatable reality of corporate office burnout and remote work culture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing our signature, exhausted workspace bumblebee mascot clutching a massive morning coffee cup while wearing a tech headset, this heavy fleece hooded sweatshirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?ibp=oshop\u0026amp;prds=pvt:a,pvo:29,mid:576462896382619992,imageDocid:15051421892278164827,gpcid:3688469598010470030,headlineOfferDocid:2067900693163712345,catalogid:13048548908427351924,productDocid:4728111771853928766,rds:PC_1031163841730030970%7CPROD_PC_1031163841730030970\u0026amp;q=product\u0026amp;sa=X\u0026amp;ved=2ahUKEwiw76fn0seXAxXTjeEIHS9fPMEQxa4PegkIAggBCKwKEAE\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003eserves as the perfect inside joke for software engineers, digital creators, tech professionals, and corporate grinders fighting the mid-week slump.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOUTIQUE-QUALITY ENBROIDERY: Stitched with premium, high-density machine embroidery using flat factory threads built to remain clean and vibrant through endless laundry cycles. No cheap vinyl prints or cracking screenprints here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE CURATED CAPSULE PALETTE: Available in three ultra-wearable, minimalist neutral tones chosen to seamlessly upgrade any work-from-home lounge wardrobe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOatmeal Cream (Sand) – A warm, comforting minimalist aesthetic tone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeather Ash Grey – A classic, athletic mid-tone lookbook staple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCeramic White – A crisp, sharp, modern high-contrast blank.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCOZY WORKSPACE COMFORT: Double-needle stitched using the premium\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?ibp=oshop\u0026amp;prds=pvt:a,pvo:29,mid:576462896382619992,imageDocid:11049159862784198881,gpcid:3688469598010470030,headlineOfferDocid:12507331944024419344,catalogid:13048548908427351924,productDocid:4728111771853928766,rds:PC_1031163841730030970%7CPROD_PC_1031163841730030970\u0026amp;q=product\u0026amp;sa=X\u0026amp;ved=2ahUKEwiw76fn0seXAxXTjeEIHS9fPMEQxa4PegkIAggBCK4KEAg\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGildan 18500 Heavy Blend fleece fabric. Features a plush, soft-brushed interior that offers incredible all-day comfort at your computer desk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTREETWEAR CONSTRUCTION DETAILS: Finished with a matching double-lined drawstring hood, heavy-duty 1x1 rib-knit spandex stretch cuffs, a spacious front kangaroo pouch pocket, and an irritation-free tear-away neck label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Care Guidelines:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT: Unisex retail sizing. Runs perfectly true-to-size for a standard daily fit. If you prefer a loose, ultra-relaxed, baggy streetwear look to layer over casual pieces, we highly recommend sizing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCARE: Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the dense embroidery threads looking pristine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePREMIUM HEAVY FLEECE: Crafted with premium 8.0 oz\/yd² heavyweight fleece for maximum coziness and a thick, high-quality structure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eULTRA-SOFT BRUSHED INTERIOR: Features a plush, soft-brushed inner lining designed for ultimate all-day comfort at your WFH desk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOUTIQUE-QUALITY EMBROIDERY: Stitched with high-density machine embroidery using factory-approved threads built to look crisp and survive endless laundry cycles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCLASSIC UNISEX FIT: Designed with a comfortable, straight-cut retail silhouette that runs perfectly true-to-size for all body types.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTREETWEAR CONSTRUCTION: Includes a double-lined drawstring hood, heavy-duty 1x1 rib-knit stretch cuffs, and a spacious front kangaroo pouch pocket.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIRRITATION-FREE WEAR: Finished with a convenient tear-away neck label to ensure zero scratching or itching.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eCare Instructions (Crucial for Embroidery!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eTo keep your custom corporate bee embroidery perfectly flat and crisp for years to come, include this quick instruction card layout: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eUse mild, gentle laundry detergents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eTumble dry on a low heat setting, or hang dry for premium fabric preservation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eDo not iron directly over the stitched embroidery thread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- Minimal Modern Custom-Sized Shipping Accordion --\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; 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