{"product_id":"901-am-is-not-an-option-corporate-bee-embroidered-hoodie","title":"9:01 AM Is Not An Option Corporate Bee Embroidered Hoodie","description":"\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe've all been there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You're flying at top speed, frantically checking your watch, gripping your morning coffee for dear life, and praying your manager hasn't checked your Slack active status yet... ☕📉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet your new official morning uniform for the remote grind. Part of our exclusive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDaily Buzz Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this premium heavyweight hooded sweatshirt combines a sharp corporate-insider joke with an upscale indie streetwear aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing our signature, coffee-fueled workspace bumblebee mascot meticulously rendered in clean retro tones, this hoodie serves as the ultimate morning armor for high-caffeine tech professionals, software developers, and remote teams who know that early meetings are an absolute extreme sport.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOUTIQUE-QUALITY EMBROIDERY: Stitched with high-density, flat machine embroidery utilizing premium factory threads built to stay vibrant through endless laundry cycles. No cheap, cracking vinyl screenprints here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE CURATED CAPSULE PALETTE: Available in our signature, ultra-wearable light neutrals chosen to elevate any WFH wardrobe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOatmeal Cream (Sand) – A warm, comforting minimalist aesthetic tone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeather Ash Grey – A classic, athletic mid-tone lookbook staple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCeramic White – A crisp, sharp, modern high-contrast blank.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCOZY WORKSPACE COMFORT: Crafted using the ultra-wearable Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend fleece fabric, featuring a plush, soft-brushed interior that keeps you perfectly comfortable at your desk all day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCLEAN STREETWEAR STRUCTURE: Features a matching double-lined drawstring hood, sturdy classic rib-knit cuffs, and a spacious front kangaroo pocket positioned cleanly below the left-chest artwork layout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePREMIUM HEAVY FLEECE: Crafted with premium 8.0 oz\/yd² heavyweight fleece for maximum coziness and a thick, high-quality structure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eULTRA-SOFT BRUSHED INTERIOR: Features a plush, soft-brushed inner lining designed for ultimate all-day comfort at your WFH desk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOUTIQUE-QUALITY EMBROIDERY: Stitched with high-density machine embroidery using factory-approved threads built to look crisp and survive endless laundry cycles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCLASSIC UNISEX FIT: Designed with a comfortable, straight-cut retail silhouette that runs perfectly true-to-size for all body types.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTREETWEAR CONSTRUCTION: Includes a double-lined drawstring hood, heavy-duty 1x1 rib-knit stretch cuffs, and a spacious front kangaroo pouch pocket.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIRRITATION-FREE WEAR: Finished with a convenient tear-away neck label to ensure zero scratching or itching.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eCare Instructions (Crucial for Embroidery!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eTo keep your custom corporate bee embroidery perfectly flat and crisp for years to come, include this quick instruction card layout: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eUse mild, gentle laundry detergents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eTumble dry on a low heat setting, or hang dry for premium fabric preservation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003eDo not iron directly over the stitched embroidery thread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING AND FULFILLMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eMade to Order with Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause we are committed to reducing fashion waste, every single sweatshirt in our coffee community collection is custom-made to order. The moment you check out, your item is securely routed straight to our professional production line.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Stitching Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Custom machine embroidery requires a highly precise setup to ensure your threads lay perfectly flat and crisp against the premium fleece. Please allow 2 to 7 business days for your sweatshirt to be digitizer-approved, stitched, packaged, and inspected for quality control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003e📦 Free U.S. Domestic Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Once our fulfillment team completes packaging and ships out your order, standard domestic transit typically adds an additional 2 to 5 business days to arrive right at your doorstep. Enjoy completely free tracked shipping on all domestic orders!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e All timeframes are calculated in business days (Monday through Friday), excluding weekends and major regional holidays. 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